S/M à l’anglaise

I was bored in the staff room the other day which explains why I reached for a copy of one of the local free sheets that someone left lying around. Among many fascinating stories, I found a review of a book about the kinky side of British sexuality (you will forgive me for forgetting the title). Therein, the author mentioned an S/M club, featuring a man dressed in leather in a big cage. There is also another man dressed in leather next to the cage. He is… the Health and Safety Officer.